JUNE 11th - 2010
Well apparently the idiot of May 15, 2010 struck again.
Yesterday I spent several joyous minutes on the phone with someone from the IRS
(Who by the way spoke with a pronounced Indian sounding accent - Now that is out sourcing to the max)
THE CONVERSATION WENT FAIRLY MUCH LIKE THIS.
(T = them, M = me)
(T) Is this Mr. - Dr. William Bennett, PhD?
(M) Yea, who is this?
(T) Mr. - Dr. William, my name is Ralph ........... from the I.R.S. AND WE NEED TO TALK !
(M) Does that stand for "INDIA REPRESENTATIVE OF SALES or what?" Personally I really don't need to talk to anyone, so unless you are pregnant or have a mouse in your pocket - "WE" doesn't exist. What do you want?
By the way, it's either Mister or Doctor and it is Bennett not William.
(T) Well Mr. Dr. William, we received a complaint from an annonymous caller saying you were pretending to be a charity and knocking on doors and calling people demanding money for your Veterans Organization. The caller said they gave you five thousand dollars and we need an accounting of that money. What do you have to say in your defense?
(M) -- in a much less polite voice than my norm.
Well Ra-flea, you pay attention to an annonymous caller, but not to me. I guess I need to make this clear.
A. - Again it is Either Mister or Doctor, and it is definately NOT MISTER DOCTOR WILLIAM.
B. - You have violated my constitutional rights under several statutes not counting the 5th ammendment to the constitution when you ask what is my defense and you have not read my my rights.
C. The only thing I have to say is "YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO CALL AND QUESTION ME ABOUT ANYTHING WITH OUT MY ATTORNEY PRESENT".
D. I hope you are recording this call, because if you are not -- be aware I am. As you have not advised me you are recording the call any information you collect is inadmissible in court.
Is there anything else you want to talk or warn me about RA-FLEA?
(T) You realize you are being very impolite Mr. William and that does not look well for you - don't you realize who you are talking to? You must answer all questions I ask and do it politely.
Now I will ask you again Mr. William, what do you have to say in your defense?
(M) Ra-flea, are you really trying to piss me off, or is it just your crappy understanding of the English language? Address me correctly or SHOVE IT.
As to defending myself - I have nothing that I need to defend myself for. If you have a valid allegation file a charge and subpoena into court.
Be aware RA-FLEA, any gifts to help are done on my website and via PAYPAL.
The party making a gift is immediately sent a receipt for their records.
So RA-FLEA unless you want me to file charges against you and the INDIA REPRESENTATIVES OF SALES, I strongly suggest you find Mr. or Mrs. Annonymous and get their ass to properly file a complaint.
If you do want to contact me, do so by mail and in a proper manner or shove it and most of all;
STAY OFF OF MY PHONE AND DO NOT CALL ME AGAIN!!!
The conversation lasted for a several more minutes but that was essentually the text of the call.
MAY 15th 2010, My Home - Corvallis OR
TODAY AT 4:37AM
The phone rang waking me from a sound and peaceful sleep.
I answered in my ever friendly way which I always do when I am awakened
at that hour "SOMEONE BETTER BE DEAD OR YOU BETTER HANG-UP"!!!
"Goober" on the other end speaking in their best Texas Drawl and addressing me as a specific part of my anatomy (and not even calling me Mr. A..hole), was kind enough to tell me he saw my site www.toomuch-bs.com on Facebook and he was angry. He continued screaming "Do you know who started this mess?"
I replied "G.W." I am going to hang-up and if you call back I will have the call traced and then come to your house & kick your "red neck" butt so hard
"YOUR A..hole WILL LOOK LIKE YOUR SHIRT COLLAR"
Speak your piece, then let me get back to sleep
"Gomer" went on to tell me that he did not like the idea of me interfering with the governments well set policy and trying to "HELP DISABLED VETERANS and SENIOR CITIZENS" when they did not deserve it. He continued that the government decided they did not need any help living because they did not give them a C.O.L.A. increase and "IF I DIDN'T SHUT DOWN THE SITE IMMEDIATELY HE WOULD TAKE IT UPON HIMSELF AS A MEMBER OF WE THE PEOPLE & HAVE MY IP PULLED AND MY FACEBOOK PAGE CANCELED".
I WAS AMAZED
Not at his ravings -- but that he could read and knew what an IP was.
Then I checked his caller ID and found it had been blocked.
That was even more amazing -- he had some tech knowledge.
Friends allow me to clue you in.
Even if you don't believe it,
"I HAVE FREEDOM OF SPEECH"
just the same as you.
If you would like to discuss my opinions in
person, my address is on every website I have.
If you want to call and threaten me
AT LEAST HAVE THE GUTS
TO LET ME KNOW -- WHO YOU ARE!!
For your own personal safety
I am a former Los Angeles County Deputy Sheriff,
I am a Disabled Veteran and
I believe in the right to own guns
& I DO + I still shoot "297" on a 300 point course
NO MATTER WHAT YOU THINK
THIS IS A FREE COUNTRY
You have the right to your opinion
BUT DO NOT TRY
TO SHOVE IT DOWN MY THROAT
I WILL SHOVE IT UP YOUR ...
(I'm certain you get the idea)
"US" not only means "WE"
OUR COUNTRY TOO.
IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH "US" and the "US"
Please refer to the following
or more politely
"Sit on it Fonzie"
FRIENDS, LET ME PUT IT THIS WAY!
"IF YOU CALL ME ON MY HOME PHONE &
IF YOU START RANTING ABOUT ME OR COMPLAINING ABOUT MY COUNTRY
I HEREBY & HEREWITH INVITE YOU TO
You can figure it out or simply
"SIT ON IT FONZIE"
If I have offended the 99.99% of all the good, intelligent and polite people who have called and emailed me, - - Please believe me;
"I AM TRULY SORRY"
to the other .01%
I OWN THIS SITE!